Monday, December 28, 2009

When The "F" Word Is Acceptable

When is fuck acceptable? There have been only twelve times in history when the "F" word was considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

12. "What the fuck do you mean we are sinking?"
––Capt E. J. Smith of the RMS Titanic, 1912

11. "What the fuck was that!?"
––Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

10. "Where the fuck did all those fucking Indians come from?"
–– Gen Custer, 1877

9. "Any fucking idiot could understand that...."
––Albert Einstein, 1938

8. "It does so fucking look like her!"
––Pablo Picasso, 1926

7. "How the fuck did you work that out?"
––Pythagoras, 126 B.C.

6. "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?"
––Michelangelo, 1566

5. "Where in the fuck are we?"
––Amelia Earhardt, 1937

4. "Scattered fucking showers my ass!"
––Noah, 4314 B.C.

3. "Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?"
––Bill Clinton, 1998

2. "What do you mean there is no fucking key to my ankle bracelet?"
––Martha Stewart, 2005

1. "Geez, I didn't think the conservatives would get this fucking mad!"
––Barack Obama, 2009